Reception on the high seas

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Today I am going to my brother's friend's wedding, and the reception is on a boat. I'm hoping it will rival the old Pb booze cruises for intoxication and merriment. I'm wearing this snazzy new outfit I got at Woodbury Commons on my shopping trip with Bob's Mom on Friday, at the Banana Republic outlet. It was way on sale! It's a two piece set, a

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You read the Constitution? Silly, the government doesn't use that anymore...

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I actually read along with the constitution which was read on stage by some of the most important people in America today...celebrities! There were a bunch of actors and actresses (Alec Baldwin was probably the biggest name), with a judge and a historian and a writer or two mixed in. The best part was when everyone groaned after we learned from the constitution that if our president is declared unfit to lead the nation he's replaced by...our vice president! Boo.

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Hmmm. But that would suggest that the vice president is not *already* leading the nation right? We got a new picture book at the bookstore called "Dealing with your inner Cheney" with a tiny cartoon Dick scowling on the cover.