Okay it's 11.30pm, I have to be up at 6am for uni at 8am for an in-class test and then I have to finish off an essay that's due at four, but HEY LET'S TALK ABOUT BONES.
Okay this episode was really lightheated, which I think was needed after last weeks episode. (Also I feel like mentioning right off the bat how much I hate
206_bones, I went there today to read people's thoughts after the episode and it's like these people hate the show. Feel like saying anything positive ever, supposed fans?)
ANYWAY, THINGS!
When I heard about the fact that they were posing as a married couple, I was totally hoping for a "having to share one motel room and one bed" storyline, because I eat that shit up. But whatever, the bed had magic fingers! Also I was reeeeeeally hoping for a "Brennan tells Angela what happened with Booth" storyline, and the whole time they were videochatting I was on the edge of my seat telepathically shouting "BRING IT UP PLEASE" but alas, to no avail. I liked the Hodgins/Angela/Wendell storyline a lot though, THANKS FOR ACKNOWLEDGING IT FINALLY SHOW. Oh Hodgins, "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" Angela and Hodgins must totally be getting back together soon, ~vibes are happening again, thank goodness.
Also! Oh my goodness, high school reunion storyline, another one of my favourites. I heard they had to edit that high school photo of Emily so she wasn't smiling in it. The janitor-whatever guy was so terrifying, but it was hilarious how he'd say something totally weird like "maybe there's a rabbit you can cut up here somewhere" and Brennan's like "oh, how sweet!" and Booth's just like ... whaaaaat the fuck is going on. Also, they used to have long conversations about death!
BUT LET'S GET TO THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THIS EPISODE: I LEGIT HAD TO PAUSE AFTER HE SAID “IT’S A SLOW SONG” BECAUSE OH MY GOD ACKNOWLEDGMENT! I was half expecting it and half expecting them to go completely back to normal, so I freaked the fuck out when he said that. BUT AFTER I RESTARTED AND SHE SAID “I’M SORRY, IS THIS TOO DIFFICULT FOR YOU?” AND HER FACE WENT ALL SERIOUS AND SAD HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WAS SHRIEKING OUT LOUD. AND I HAD TO PAUSE AGAIN. AND THEN MY STOMACH DROPPED OUT OF MY BODY FOR THE REST OF THAT CONVERSATION. "We opened up a door there that neither of us wants to walk through" was so random though, YOU WOULD BE THROUGH THAT DOOR IN A MILLISECOND BOOTH. Also the way she says "I was just asking to dance, I'm sorry." ♥
“This was a prom I never got to go to.” AND THEN SHE GOES RIGHT IN TO HIM AND WRAPS HER ARMS AROUND HIM AND MY GOD HIS FACE. THEIR FACES! I LITERALLY TEARED UP. God, like, we know that he loves her, and it’s evident on his face like 99.9% of the time, but god her face during this scene, it was like this mixture of resignation/sadness/I love him so much and I want to hold him as close to me as I possibly can and TORTURE MYSELF with what I have passed up. And then they showed the wide shot of everyone dancing, they were the only two holding each other like that. AND THEN HER HEAD DROPPED ONTO HIS SHOULDER. I JUST WANT TO DRAW HEARTS AROUND THEM FOREVER AND EVER. AND OH MAN, I LITERALLY JUST MADE THE CONNECTION OF “WATCHING YOU TWO IS LIKE BEING AT PROM” !!!!
Something that was hilarious though: the way the scene was cut between his and her faces was TOTALLY IN TIME WITH THE SONG, once I noticed that I found it to be the funniest thing ever.
OTHER GREAT THINGS: THEIR DORKY DANCING WAS HILARIOUS, OH MAN, BOOTH DJ DANCING AND BRENNAN DOING THE ELECTRIC SLIDE, I LOVE THEM. Also the enddddddddddddddddd scene, my bubbies! You are such a great group of friends!
... what was the case again? Seriously, I already can't remember anything about it.
A MINI-PICSPAM TO FINISH. THEIR FAAAAAAAAAAAACES, AND UGH THE LAST SHOT, MARRY ME.
Ugh now it's 12.10am, my bad.