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forthetwinkies

Rule #4 // Text

Dec 01, 2009 17:44

Now, I hear we have zombies around here, some real screamers, like stop-ya-dead-in-yer-tracks-holy-shit-that's-fucking-loud kinda zombies that're just asking for trouble. Also called ReDeads--that ringing any bells? So, 'cause I know you're all a bunch of practical Good Samaritans, I got a favor to ask. I need specifics. Streets. Landmarks. ( Read more... )

gonna shoot something soon, missing my puppy, zombies alert

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fuck_mistletoe December 2 2009, 01:41:45 UTC

You out hunting monsters too?

forthetwinkies December 2 2009, 01:56:31 UTC

Guess you could call it that. What the hell, right? Good, old-fashioned, recreational fun.

fuck_mistletoe December 2 2009, 02:00:07 UTC

Sure sounds like fun. Need some help old man? Wouldn't want you to get a hernia out there.

forthetwinkies December 2 2009, 02:21:51 UTC

Thanks but no thanks. Wouldn't want you to get a boo boo out there.

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.../ponders apping columbus again medanmyboy December 2 2009, 01:43:32 UTC

Take care not to shoot all of zombies you see, sir.

/ENABLES...AGAIN forthetwinkies December 2 2009, 01:55:33 UTC

Good point. If I did, I'd ruin all my chances later.

NOOOOOOOO /gets eaten by zombies medanmyboy December 2 2009, 02:38:05 UTC

[Ah. One of those types, are you?]

And I'm certain my grandchildren would be upset if someone shot me.

brb looking for twinkies :| forthetwinkies December 2 2009, 02:43:37 UTC

[Hey. You guys fucking ate his kid >|]

If that's a joke, I'm not laughing.

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[Text] tetsuzansen December 2 2009, 02:12:30 UTC

Bunch of the bastards lurking around in the graveyard area.

Keep a good distance if you're hunting the fuckers. That scream'll freeze you in your tracks.

Text forthetwinkies December 2 2009, 02:24:30 UTC

Graveyard? Thanks a million, stranger.

Yeah, I heard.

Text tetsuzansen December 2 2009, 02:32:04 UTC

No problem. Gotta say, hacking those bastards apart is pretty damn satisfying. Can't really blame you for seeking 'em out.

Text forthetwinkies December 2 2009, 02:41:06 UTC

Hacking, shooting, blah, blah, blah--gotta love 'em all.

Hey, a guy gets a craving, he should take care of it, right?

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[text] skullcracking December 2 2009, 02:42:23 UTC

ZOMBIES?!

Text forthetwinkies December 2 2009, 02:45:22 UTC

OHHHHH NOOOO?!

What else do you think I was talking about? Picnics?

[voice] skullcracking December 2 2009, 02:50:59 UTC

[She's gonna just. Switch to voice now. And shout at you, all panicked-like.]

Wh- Are you serious?! Why would you want to go after zombies?!

Text forthetwinkies December 2 2009, 03:00:34 UTC

[He'd scream back, but it's not worth it when he thinks about it.]

'Cause I damn well feel like it. There a problem with that? Wait--no, of course there has to be one. Otherwise you wouldn't be fucking screaming at me.

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[ text ] locketdangle December 2 2009, 04:23:28 UTC

Zombies?

Text forthetwinkies December 2 2009, 04:33:04 UTC

What is so hard to believe about Congratulations. You can read.

[ text ] locketdangle December 2 2009, 04:34:02 UTC

Of course. However, who told you there were zombies?

Text forthetwinkies December 2 2009, 04:41:29 UTC

A couple of people. Don't think I caught most of their names.

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