Rule # 7 // Video

[forthetwinkies]

[The video begins with a very nice shot of Tal's face.]

So. I'm gonna go ahead and take back everything I said 'bout those science people 'round here being dumbasses, because damn, sometimes they surprise me.

[Tal ducks away from the camera and returns holding a leathery fruit resembling a banana]

Now, you see this? Fucking brilliant. [Tal rips

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[Voice]

[sing_nonomori]

He da... I remember those thing...

[Voice]

[forthetwinkies]

Fucking delicious, aren't they?

[Voice]

[sing_nonomori]

They make my light act strange. Get too bright.

[Voice]

[forthetwinkies]

[bwuh?]

Your "light"? Not like a night light or a flashlight, I'm guessin'?

[foxtamer]

... Is that a pastry?

[forthetwinkies]

No. It's a banana. Duh.

[foxtamer]

No, it's their love child.

[forthetwinkies]

[A pause as he considers this development]

Nah, I think it's just natural selection at work. Most helpful to Twinkie-starved will survive, that kinda stuff.

[voice]

[autophoenix]

[brb pointing out the obvious] ... Twinkies don't grow on trees.

[voice]

[forthetwinkies]

Newsflash, then:

They do now.

[voice]

[autophoenix]

So I can see. [pause] How is that even possible? No, scratch that, it's not.

[voice]

[forthetwinkies]

[don't you dare deny the existence of the heavenly Twinkie tree >|]

Hey, I'm eatin' them, aren't I? Taste real to me.

[haveahorse]

... That looks disgusting.

[forthetwinkies]

To each his own, lady.

[haveahorse]

I guess.

[forthetwinkies]

You ever even tried one of these things?

[sing_bluesilver]

Wow, that's awesome!

[forthetwinkies]

Thank the lord, someone who gets it.

[sing_bluesilver]

I wish I got that! Instead I have gummy worms.

[forthetwinkies]

Maybe you shoulda wished harder on a star or something. [ffff Tal, why so corny?]