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[forthetwinkies]

So this thing zaps you good if you don't do something with it every once in a while? What a load of bull. Guy's trying to get out there, concentrate on surviving, finding himself a goddamn house, and he's gotta keep up with social networking? Thought that was some fad for nosy teenagers and moms who had nothing better to do

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[tetsuzansen]

Fucking annoying, isn't it?

As if this place wasn't shitty enough.

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[forthetwinkies]

What? Feels like home to me--except for the words. Nope, they don't make the cut at all.

[asymmetriphobic]

The shocks are frustrating, yes, but these devices are good for keeping in touch. It normally happens after two weeks of not saying anything, if you're wondering a specific amount.

[forthetwinkies]

Yeah, good for when you need 'em, but that's not gonna be clockwork, is it? Unless you're that kind of pansy.

[asymmetriphobic]

It's just something you have to live with.

[forthetwinkies]

Hm, yeah, guess I could. Little shock therapy never hurt anyone. Good for stimulating the old gray matter.

[dontcallmegol]

It's not so bad if you've got people you want to talk to. Keeping them updated on if you're alive is one way to keep this thing happy.

[forthetwinkies]

Just my luck, then. That counter's at empty.

[dontcallmegol]

It's never too late to make some friends.

Names Ace. You are?

[forthetwinkies]

And if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

You can call me Tallahassee.

[priceoftruth]

Nice piece of advice, there.

[forthetwinkies]

I like to think I'm one of those self-help guys sometimes. You know, a real pal who gives you a prod now and then.