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fortheunderdogs

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Jul 17, 2005 20:05

what the fuck happened to my fingertip?
It was fine yesterday. and now it looks like a fucking cherry stuck at the end of my finger

derp

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heroic_stoic July 18 2005, 03:10:11 UTC

Oh my fucking god. You are the first human to ever find the actual limit for masturbation! You've masturbated so much that your finger is falling off.

fortheunderdogs July 18 2005, 03:12:13 UTC

HAHAHAHHA oh my god, youre right! I never thought of that.
I have a strange mix of pride and shame inside of me

heroic_stoic July 18 2005, 03:18:03 UTC

I would definitely be more proud than ashamed. See, as time passes people will forget that you are famous for being the first human to masturbate to the limit, and they will just remember you as famous. At least you can hope they will.

lackofendorphin July 18 2005, 06:15:15 UTC

*kisses away the pain*

fortheunderdogs July 18 2005, 07:21:39 UTC

It's ok I'm in no pain...wait a minute...THAT WAS JUST AN EXCUSE TO KISS MY FINGER!!! For shame!

heroic_stoic July 18 2005, 07:37:53 UTC

can i smell your finger?

fortheunderdogs July 18 2005, 07:44:23 UTC

HAHAHAHHA *dies*
I've missed you

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