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fortunefail

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Sep 22, 2009 22:17

[Voice]

[The first thing that can be heard is a strange sort of background noise. It may seem like static, but after a few moments it can be identified as squeaky hooting. As for Yuan? He doesn't sound amused.]

How the hell do you drive away pesky birds without killing them?

[Action]

[Anyone who happens to be out in the village can see Yuan ( Read more... )

owl, it's actually rune's offspring

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1week_wizard September 22 2009, 22:01:59 UTC

Shooting at them helps.

fortunefail September 23 2009, 08:46:46 UTC

You mean scaring it off with a loud threat, correct?

[He has no gun, so he can't shoot. But lightning magic might work as long as he doesn't accidentally zap the poor thing.]

1week_wizard September 23 2009, 11:31:43 UTC

No, I mean shooting at it.

fortunefail September 23 2009, 11:37:21 UTC

I said I need to get rid of it without killing it.

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[Voice] themoonuplifts September 23 2009, 01:10:18 UTC

Firecrackers! Popitty-pop-pop.

[Voice] fortunefail September 23 2009, 08:47:18 UTC

Where am I supposed to get those?

[Voice] themoonuplifts September 24 2009, 23:05:48 UTC

The store, maybe?

[Voice] fortunefail September 25 2009, 05:44:58 UTC

The store carries things like that?

[Darn kids and their newfangled items in the stores... Back in Yuan's day, over a year ago, Luceti stores only carried the essentials.]

[Voice] lezareno_prez September 23 2009, 06:04:56 UTC

I've heard that shiny objects can serve as a deterrent to birds. Failing that, you could always try erecting a scarecrow.

[Voice] fortunefail September 23 2009, 08:48:27 UTC

Something tells me the animals in this village have seen so many strange things, they won't be intimidated by something as simple as a scarecrow.

[Voice] lezareno_prez September 23 2009, 19:20:42 UTC

Perhaps, but you cannot say for certain until you have given it a try.

[Voice] fortunefail September 23 2009, 20:24:00 UTC

I'm sure there are methods with a higher success rate I can waste my time on.

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[Voice] throwshammers September 24 2009, 03:57:49 UTC

...Why are the birds bothering you, Yuan?

[Voice] fortunefail September 24 2009, 05:06:01 UTC

If I didn't know any better, I'd say for the sake of being obnoxious.

[Voice] throwshammers September 24 2009, 05:09:58 UTC

Maybe they just like you! ...Don't you think?

[Voice] fortunefail September 24 2009, 06:49:58 UTC

That doesn't make it any less obnoxious. I suppose I should count myself lucky it's just one bird, though.