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Jul 07, 2008 15:22

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Of all the animals to choose from, why a cow?

stupidest plushie ever

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themoonuplifts July 7 2008, 15:07:58 UTC
Because you're like a cow.

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fortunefail July 7 2008, 15:17:55 UTC
What-

No, I'm not!

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themoonuplifts July 7 2008, 15:26:48 UTC
Yes. You are. A blueish cow.

You're quiet. Don't make too much of a fuss. You're missing spots and you don't produce milk, but you're cute. I'm sure you have horns somewhere.

I don't know much about cows, but I think you're like a cow. Not fat, but cowish. Calm(ish), but would probably charge someone without a second thought.

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fortunefail July 7 2008, 15:29:03 UTC
... I know that's supposed to be a compliment, but it still sounds insulting.

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[action?] go_green July 7 2008, 15:09:51 UTC
I think it's cute.

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[Sure, action] fortunefail July 7 2008, 15:17:06 UTC
[he stares at the plushie in question with extreme disdain, then picks it up and holds it out for her]

If you like it, you can have it.

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go_green July 7 2008, 15:22:27 UTC
[laughs lightly (at the look on his face, mostly); she takes it from him and heads towards their bedroom]

It can keep mine company.

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fortunefail July 7 2008, 15:26:16 UTC
[follows her, actually a bit curious]

What did you get?

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loving_brother July 7 2008, 19:48:20 UTC
[Here's just a short snort of laughter. He doesn't plan on saying much else, though. He's just letting Yuan know that he's being laughed at.]

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fortunefail July 8 2008, 13:04:29 UTC
[ignooore]

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totallynot July 8 2008, 00:52:39 UTC
What's wrong with cows?

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fortunefail July 8 2008, 13:06:07 UTC
Everything! Cows are one of the dumbest, slowest breed of animals!

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salvationfound July 8 2008, 19:02:48 UTC
Heh.

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fortunefail July 8 2008, 19:57:42 UTC
Tch.

What did you get?

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salvationfound July 8 2008, 21:50:19 UTC
Noishe.

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fortunefail July 8 2008, 21:51:27 UTC
How predictable.

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