Sep 06, 2010 23:21
[There's a blonde girl staring at you. That's all. Just... staring....
After a few moments, she speaks as though reading off of cue cards.]
My name's Agent Hagan. [She flashes a badge.] FBI. I... am fresh outta Quantico. [She's starting to settle into it now, and sounds less stilted.] Yeah, I read a little about this place. I mean, I know, because I'm a warden, and somebody hired me. [Definitely less stilted now.] It's a prison, right? The security around here is really sub-par. You should look into some kind of laser grid system for after-hours, electronic locks with rotating vector combinations, maybe retinal scanners or at least some kind of I.D. tagging. And would some cameras be too much to ask for? Seriously? Getting around this place is like taking diamonds from the French National Bank.
[A pause, as she realizes an FBI agent wouldn't necessarily know how easy it is to take diamonds from the French National Bank. A much more awkward pause ensues. She grimaces.]
...It's not well-guarded.
[What's she supposed to say now? Slight moment of panic. And the video switches off.]
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