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[forwrathandruin]

A quick note for everyone:

Do you live in an apartment that shares walls, floor, or ceiling with another apartment?

Do you own a bass for your stereo/computer/tv?

If you answered "Yes" to both of these questions, this message is for you:

Your bass annoys your neighbors. Automatically. The instant you turn it on, you are that asshole. Period.

Comments

[forwrathandruin]

If I thought I could get away with it with the douchtarded brodawgs that live downstairs from me, I would. As it is, I'm considering smashing my way through the floor with a sledgehammer just to prove I'm Serious Business, and then murdering them both against the wall like blood-filled nails.

[csue_n_moo]

Not your floor; an outside wall; that way you won't INSTANTLY get locked up by the cops.

Dress appropriately, and you can yell: Hey Koolaid!!

Worse comes to worst, you could start blasting Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries at them through the floor. (On a loop) Or Barry Manilow.

[forwrathandruin]

Or I can call the apartment office and have them put a stop to it.

[eekers1120]

I had neighbors that would do that at 2am. It got to the point where we ended up calling the cops (our landlord gave us permission too). It was epic.

[bionarydata]

ROFLMAO Give me a call if you want helping doing the whole home invasion followed by burying the body in the desert thing. ;)

[forwrathandruin]

Swear to god - I'm going through the floor on this motherfucker. I'm gonna just fall outta the ceiling like an avenging god and kill motherfuckers with a hammer and a broken bass.

[lightningtea]

Hm... where are the circuit breakers for your apartments located? Is there an independent fuse box for each unit inside the unit or is there some gigantic fuse box bank for a series of units somewhere outside?

If the latter, a pair of wire cutters is your key to a world of technological terrorism!

[lightningtea]

Also, another option (requiring a bit of reconnaissance) is to find out what brand of stereo they have and then buy a universal remote control, programming it to their system. Simply point through a window of your choice and crank the volume as high as it will go and blow out their speakers!