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[foryoumydear]

so yesterday i got hit by a car while bikin on campus near university ave. i only have one bruise, because they were going slow, but still. its a pretty awesome bruise. and my bikes okay so i mean, i'm okay. the man who was driving's wife looked horrified. i bet he's not gonna get laid for a few days

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[dotheyes]

[somethingsmart]

though you asked not to, please explain this paper you're writing!

[foryoumydear]

"In an effort to show his appreciation for the arts, UF's new president has decided to award an honorary docterate to the classical composer who has had the most impact on their specific musical peroid. He has settled on four composers, but can not decide. As a result, each composer has been asked to write a statement explaining why they would be selected. Gator Athletics has been gracious enough to provide the funding for the time machine necessary for this discussion. The four composers in question are Vivaldi, Beethoven, Wagner, and Debussy."

[captainseahag]

Im sorry that you got hit by a car...but I am more sorry that you have to write this incredibly retarded paper. It hurts me to know that someone actually wrote this question.

you are so hardcore though...you should totally embellish the car attack thing: say you flew over the hood and did flips in the air, etc.

[foryoumydear]

"..and then like this semi, man, it came hurdling down the road, doin at least like, 63mph and stuff, and man, it didnt even see me comin. but i'm alright."

[lesjurons]

i'm very happy you're alright.
i should probably clean your wounds for you.
<3

[notmemyself]

whattt wow i'm sorry to hear that. that happened to me a few months ago too.

no respect for bicyclists ever; i hope he doesnt get laid for a year, xx

[inourembrace]

At least you picked the best composer!!