Squad List for Bologna

[bustedflush]

Babacar, Bolatti, Boruc, Camporese, Cerci, Comotto, D'Agostino, De Silvestri, Felipe, Gamberini, Gilardino, Kroldrup, Ljajic, Marchionni, Montolivo, Pasqual, Santana, Seferovic, Scuffia, Seculin e Zanetti.
Santana was so sick he was briefly in the hospital, but he seems to have recovered, at least enough to sit in the stands. Not so lucky, however,

Comments

[cheryl_bites]

D:= Poor Santana! What was up with him??

I'm afraid to look at whatever it is Mutu's done now. *Translates with hand over eyes* ...He left a training session? That's much better than I was expecting. (It's terrible how he lowers your expectations like that.) Not a sensible way to behave at the beginning of January, unless you actually want to be sold.

[bustedflush]

I think bad flu, maybe? Probably had to get fluids, or something.

When you combine leaving training without permission with not turning up at training at the start of the week and his general douchiness after all the support the club have given him, I'd say it's pretty bad. They certainly have had enough, if they're (apparently?) threatening legal action on the official website.

[cheryl_bites]

Oh. Well, I can sympathise with THAT all right. *Awful cold is finally gone*

I know, I was just expecting him to have broken someone's bones... Well, it's soon after New Year's Eve, so he's probably still drunk. That does tend to be a bit of a watershed for stupid people.

(Wot no fic requests? *Sulks*)

[bustedflush]

Thank goodness! Do you feel like going out and climbing a mountain cos you finally feel human again?

(I'M THINKING!)

[dirtbunnies]

There's no point in trying to punish Mutu, is there? He just doesn't give a fuck. Is there some sort of football prison for incorrigible douchebags we can put him in? Plus it sucks for Viola, who are hurting plenty without any drama from #10.

Poor Santana! If he's sick, let him stay home and watch the match from under the covers. Don't make him travel and then sit in the windy stands. (See, some of Viola's problems at least are just the suits not having any damn sense.)

[bustedflush]

I honestly think I can say I hate him. How can the team like him when he obviously respects them so little? Do you think men, too, are weak in the face of pretty men? (A smart Viola fan on Twitter thinks he's trying to manufacture a quick exit to a big contract by being a complete cock. This would make more sense to me if he wasn't always like this, but it does have the ring of truth.)

LISTEN TO THE LADY, SUITS! (This sort of rational approach why DB FC is such a cohesive, healthy unit.)

[dirtbunnies]

Big contract? No way he goes anywhere good with his reputation. I say Turkey is the absolute best he can hope for, and he's realistically looking at the far east or one of the middle eastern Oil States

[bustedflush]

Yeah, I figure the only place he would go would be Turkey or the Gulf somewhere, or maybe Russia, I guess, though the football there at the big clubs to me seems to good for a glamor signing to sell shirts. Though since now he's fucked up so bad there's talk about Cesena (!?!?!??!), maybe he's just a moron, without any agenda at all.

*copies those rules to pull out and go over when the next period of idiocy begins* You're right, they seem so simple! I mean, how do so many team ignore Bedy, or hire men wearing wigs and giant shoes when they went to get doctors?