--Eddie Izzard--

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I havn't laughed so much or felt this happy in a while. I was sitting inbetween two men who sat with their legs wide apart, so I was centered in my seat with everything folded in order to take up as little space as possible. As soon as Eddie came on I forgot about the 'I don't care how uncomfortable your balls are I don't want your legs on me, pshh

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thanks=)

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We were in town and then I found a rat hole and got stuck there looking at the rats for some reason and didn't have time to do anything that I was supposed to do. We sat on a bench near the bushes where the rats were and took pictures.
Then I went to see Eddie Izzard in the evening=D

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you look great! really
nice thing about the way men sit!
many behave like this, my girlfriend hates it too. maybe girls think it's a sort of harrassment?)

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thanks=)
haha I don't know if I think of it like that, but every time I see some men and women sitting on a bench, the men are all spread out and the women are left with a very tiny space and so they sit with their arms and legs together and look small.

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but it's okay! even big girls can look small this way=)
same shit while sleeping together! girls fall sometimes off the bed

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haha, well I dominate the bed!!
Although we like to cuddle, and so sometimes I wake up after having his leg over my leg all night and so everything stings in the morning because he cuts my circulation! Pins and needles as we say (when something stings because of that).
That's as bad as it gets in bed though=)

(:

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taken from 'Swedish with smile' tutorial

Roliga fester
FESTNIVÅ 1
Dina gäster är spridda runt rummet/lägenheten. De småpratar, äter utav maten och dricker måttligt av drinkarna. De beundrar julgransprydnaderna och står runt pianot och sjunger julsånger.
FESTNIVÅ 2
Dina gäster pratar högt och ljudligt, ibland även med varandra. De proppar i sig maten, stjälper i sig drinkarna, flyttar runt julgransprydnaderna och sitter runt pianot och sjunger "Vem ska jag tro på?" av DiLeva.
FESTNIVÅ 3
Dina gäster har intelligenta konversationer med dina möbler och även med Lasse Åbergtavlan ovanför öppna spisen. De stjälper i sig andras drinkar, proppar i sig julgransprydnaderna och dansar runt pianot samt sjunger "I can't get no satisfaction".
FESTNIVÅ 4
Dina gäster skuttar runt den brinnande julgranen i någon sorts ohelig ritual, insmetade med mat. Pianot saknas.

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heh heh
do you know what it says?=)
great thing to send Swedish people for Christmas!

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yeah I know =) i really love the translation
same thing in russia but without x-mas tree and piano mostly, hehe