Hmm. You think we didn't know about your "sewing work"? Always knew your date with Tom Cruise was a smokescreen.
No point in complaining about fathers in your drawers when I read this, not him.
We have had an exciting time helping the police break into a house, as a result of which your male parent spent a couple of blissful hours mending a door this morning. It doesn't take much to make him happy...
He says I should add that he wouldn't have to go into your drawers if you'd put the animal porn and drugs away yourself. He says I should tell you he found the stuff about nuns. I merely pass that on. Please don't shoot the messenger.
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No point in complaining about fathers in your drawers when I read this, not him.
We have had an exciting time helping the police break into a house, as a result of which your male parent spent a couple of blissful hours mending a door this morning. It doesn't take much to make him happy...
He says I should add that he wouldn't have to go into your drawers if you'd put the animal porn and drugs away yourself. He says I should tell you he found the stuff about nuns. I merely pass that on. Please don't shoot the messenger.
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