I think this is mentioned in Revelations.

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First snow of the year! I'm 6 now.

The turkey leg I'm nawing on represents the last of the Thanksgiving leftovers. Now what the fuck am I going to do?

Can someone explain to me the Jehovahs Witnesses? I mean what is it with these people that they feel perfectly comfortable going door to door annoying the shit out of 9 of 10 people who answer it? And that 10th person is either a Jehovahs Witness or incredibly lonely. Yes, it happened to me again. The lord called and I clomped down two flights to ( Read more... )

You remember that old Star Trek episode "The Enterprise Incident" where Kirk feigns insanity and, puffed up on delusions of glory for himself, crosses the Romulan Neutral Zone, gets surrounded by Romulans, beams over the Romulan flag ship with Spock and meets that smoking hot female Roumulan Commander who falls for Spock who is also feigning ( Read more... )

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and I. It can be anything you want- good or bad. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you.

Yep, this is exactly what it was like..

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42609

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After two months Stacey and I compared notes about our experiences with our cat and determined that although she is cute she is fact a blithering idiot.