Found this in my mail box addressed to "resident"...
(front of letter)
Thats right... they are "loaning" me a rug to use...
(back of letter)
They were kind enough to include a couple of testimonials...
And now... The "prayer rug"...
Here's what it says: "Look into Jesus' Eyes you will see they are closed. But as you continue to look you will see His eyes opening and looking back into your eyes. Then go and be alone and kneel on this Rug of Faith or touch it to both knees. Then please check your needs on our letter to you. Please return this Prayer Rug. Do not keep it.
At first I thought it was meant to be some sort of optical illusion... But alas, Jesus never opened his eyes for me...
I think I got a bunk rug... Regardless tho, I am not returning it... (evil grin)