literally the greatest book i have ever read
how did i come to possess such a fantastic literary work? my friend is training to be a teacher in carbondale, il. my other friend recently moved to austin, tx for grad school. illinois teacher friend found this book at her school [in talking to my friend, i discovered she found it at a thrift store, not at a school] and mailed newly texas friend a care package, containing this book.
[ETA: removed name of author and other various personal things.]
teaser image:
PLEASE KEEP IN MIND WHILE READING THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A FOURTH GRADER. THAT SIMPLE FACT WILL MAKE THE STORY ONLY A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER.
Prom Night
By [redacted]
[sticker reads: "Young Author Award 2003"]
Prom Night
By [redacted]
copyright 2003
To my mom and my
Family I wrote
One day at CCHS there were three girls named Lauren,
Brianna and Ashley . They were going to the Prom at school,
and only had five days to find a date . They knew who they
wanted to go with. Brianna has a boy friend named Tim.
.
Ashley has a boy friend named Mike, and Lauren has a boy
friend named Chris.
The next day Chris broke up with Lauren for Brianna,
but she doesn't like Chris. So Chris broke up with Lauren for no reason.
[poster says:
"B2K"
bed says:
"Good Girl Sometimes"
rug(?) says:
"flowers
f.l.o.w.e.r.s
f l o w er"]
Chris felt bad when Lauren wouldn't go back with
him. The next days she saw Shad Moss. She liked Shad so
she asked him . He said "No, I already have a date." Who?
Ariele Gooch, the new girl. Lauren sat in her room and
cried.
The next day Tim and Mike broke up with Ashley and
Brianna . So the three girls might go to the Prom together .
.
They bought dresses and gloves . One dress was pink, one
blue, one white. Tomorrow's Prom night . They got their hai
done real nice and got shoes and earrings. When they got to
prom, Tim Mike, and Chris were there and then the boys
asked them to dance. The girls said "YES"! They had a
good time all being friends.
.
After the dance they decided to get wasted. Chris stole
his father's car. They got Mad Dog from a bum. They took
turns fooling around in the back seat. Chris ran over Ariele
Gooch and they all had a good laugh. They got grounded
for two weeks and learned their lesson.
THE END
.
About the
Author
My name
is [redacted]
I'm in 4th grade
Ilike playing
Basketball with my
Sister Ariele Gooch and
Playing jum prope with my
friends at School and riding
my bike around the neighborhood
if you didn't notice: please re-read the about the author and then re-read the name of the person who was run over by the car. bahahahahahahahah!!!
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[ETA: removed name of author and other various personal things.]
teaser image:
PLEASE KEEP IN MIND WHILE READING THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A FOURTH GRADER. THAT SIMPLE FACT WILL MAKE THE STORY ONLY A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER.
Prom Night
By [redacted]
[sticker reads: "Young Author Award 2003"]
Prom Night
By [redacted]
copyright 2003
To my mom and my
Family I wrote
One day at CCHS there were three girls named Lauren,
Brianna and Ashley . They were going to the Prom at school,
and only had five days to find a date . They knew who they
wanted to go with. Brianna has a boy friend named Tim.
.
Ashley has a boy friend named Mike, and Lauren has a boy
friend named Chris.
The next day Chris broke up with Lauren for Brianna,
but she doesn't like Chris. So Chris broke up with Lauren for no reason.
[poster says:
"B2K"
bed says:
"Good Girl Sometimes"
rug(?) says:
"flowers
f.l.o.w.e.r.s
f l o w er"]
Chris felt bad when Lauren wouldn't go back with
him. The next days she saw Shad Moss. She liked Shad so
she asked him . He said "No, I already have a date." Who?
Ariele Gooch, the new girl. Lauren sat in her room and
cried.
The next day Tim and Mike broke up with Ashley and
Brianna . So the three girls might go to the Prom together .
.
They bought dresses and gloves . One dress was pink, one
blue, one white. Tomorrow's Prom night . They got their hai
done real nice and got shoes and earrings. When they got to
prom, Tim Mike, and Chris were there and then the boys
asked them to dance. The girls said "YES"! They had a
good time all being friends.
.
After the dance they decided to get wasted. Chris stole
his father's car. They got Mad Dog from a bum. They took
turns fooling around in the back seat. Chris ran over Ariele
Gooch and they all had a good laugh. They got grounded
for two weeks and learned their lesson.
THE END
.
About the
Author
My name
is [redacted]
I'm in 4th grade
Ilike playing
Basketball with my
Sister Ariele Gooch and
Playing jum prope with my
friends at School and riding
my bike around the neighborhood
if you didn't notice: please re-read the about the author and then re-read the name of the person who was run over by the car. bahahahahahahahah!!!
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