044. TEN people you’d like to slap upside the head.

1. Messer
2. Flack
3. Every perp that hits on me.
4. Messer
5. Flack
6. Every uniform that hits on me.
7. Messer
8. Flack
9. Any of my brothers when they threaten to eighty-six any of my boyfriends.
10. Have I mentioned Messer and Flack?

Not as green as people think.