10 pound gorilla

[fountainclassic]

my laziness is starting to bother me. oh! oh! oh! i want to go to sav-on! and then to the gym! and then i can enjoy the 60 dollars my parents gave me since they arent going to be here this weekend! oh wait, too lazy... so what will end up happening? i will sit here and be bored and when my parents get back i will be fat AND ill have to return the

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[___anchorless]

rape me at gunpoint.

or....

do drugs.
no, wait. dont do that either.

uuh....

your parents are gone....invite some bands over. for a small "get together."

[fountainclassic]

hahahah. i dont think ill be raping you any time soon... or putting you at gunpoint for that matter. the drugs... no access. my sisters home, she would never let me invite bands over. bleh.