claire bennet | heroesautophoenixApril 23 2011, 10:07:03 UTC
[ boy is claire's high school au life easy. she's a cheerleader, it's all very exciting stuff. maybe she's passing you notes in class that are not at all discreet or maybe she's wrapping up cheer practice and heading back to the locker rooms or maybe she's just at her locker between classes. either way, she's ... ridiculously wearing her cheerleading uniform because that's how tv shows about high school work. for some reason, cheerleaders are just perpetually in uniform. ]
Re: claire bennet | heroesrepellingApril 23 2011, 10:58:52 UTC
[ well obviously the dork, regardless of his position in the school, will have a crush on the cheerleader. obviously. but as student council president and resident social-retard, the most he ever says to her is, as they leave idk Calculus, ]
[ and sadly she really would be in calculus. her life. which means she's trying to get away from the room as quickly as possible before someone calls her a nerd ... again ... and makes fun of her for being a failcheerleader because of it. and obviously she can't help but roll her eyes at ishida's comment, looking up and a little confused by him ... talking to her, when she realizes it's him. ]
There are a lot of things people say you shouldn't do. It'd be pretty boring if you listened to all of them. Besides, [ shrug ] who died and made you sheriff of third period Calculus?
[ some people (whoever could they be; a true mystery) think that taking calculus is a charm point, the complete antithesis of a failcheerleader. He retorts dryly, ]
Yes, it's a wonder that more people don't run with scissors or jump off bridges. Their lives must be very tedious.
[ nudging up his glasses ] It was a bloodshed free transition of power.
ruby | supernaturalthatdemonbitchApril 23 2011, 10:10:00 UTC
[ ruby is a straight-up guidance counselor. yes, really. she is the best guidance counselor ever don't even. she's either chilling on her lunch break with dem teachers or seeing students about ... whatever drama students have these days. whatever you little fuckers can solve your own problems. just don't cry in her office it's so hella awkward. and fuck all you colleagues who think it's okay to go to her with your marriage problems. (aka everyone should cry in her office and talk to her about their marital issues ...) ]
bruce wayne | dcchiroptophobeApril 23 2011, 10:13:27 UTC
[ no seriously bruce has no idea what he's doing here.
except that he's ~on the school board~ and visiting to check in on you little asshole children who think it's okay to be in gangs and ditch and do drugs and shit. yeah, he's watching you. there will be no evil in his school district. he's just wandering around campus to keep an eye on things aka be that creepy adult who just observes. everything. and walks into classes randomly to just chill and make the teacher uncomfortable. ]
[ And after a few creeper sessions, Alaric Saltzman, seemingly the only history teacher in the whole school, had begun to suspect that the sessions were less creeping on the student body (not himself of course, considering how uninteresting and not vampire-huntery he was) and maybe more a hidden desire to know more about history.
Someone had to be interested in history outside of himself, right? (Right?) ]
And he spent twelve pages trying to convince me Fragonard was an impressionist. I knew he slept during the art lectures, but... wow.
[ Oh, certainly, Bruce just ... loves history ... He's giving that I'm a rich bastard and trying to disguise my judgment but not really because I want you to know that I disapprove of your life right now but I'll act like I'm hiding it look. Which is really blatant but kind of amused. ]
I didn't realize you were teaching Fragonard, Saltzman. You don't think his work's a little too mature? It's a little hedonistic. I like rococo as much as the next guy, but you might as well be showing them Boucher if you go with Fragonard. Surely that would keep him awake while you lecture for the shock value alone. [ So much judgment. Eagle eyes on you, Alaric. ]
ishida uryuu | BLEACHrepellingApril 23 2011, 10:28:54 UTC
[ Student Council President and President of the Handicrafts Club. (Because it's canon, also #1 in his class, please flush his head in the toilet jesus christ). He might be in class, knowing all the answers but not volunteering them, or at his locker, taking out his sewing supplies. Or telling you not to run in the halls. ]
[And here comes the noisy kid who's got the locker next door, backpack hanging off of one arm, cell phone propped up against one ear as he fumbles with his lock.]
--aye, don't worry about it, okay? I got this! No really, Hazama, don't sweat it. He won't know what hit him. Look--I gotta run. Talk to ya later, yeah? Cool. See ya.
[Niikura flips the phone closed and stuffs it into his back pocket as he yanks the door open. A hand comes up in greeting.] Yo, Ishida. How's it goin'? [He peeks out from behind his locker door and catches sight of the sewing supplies.] Wow, ya really carry that everywhere, huh?
Niikura-san. [ His voice is level, not betraying the thread of irritation. Having a locker beside this guy has been more downs than ups, but he's adjusted. Uryuu shuts his locker, spinning the combination. ]
I've told you about using your cellphone during school, haven't I?
[ Ignoring the question about his sewing kit, though the answer is of course. You never know when an emergency might crop up! ]
[He shrugs and bends down to start scooping things into his backpack.] Aye, once or twice...or more. I kinda lost count two weeks ago.
[Niikura straightens up with a grin and lets the door clang shut before twiddling the knob once or twice to clear the combination.] One more time can't hurt, though.
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Claire, you really shouldn't pass notes in class.
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There are a lot of things people say you shouldn't do. It'd be pretty boring if you listened to all of them. Besides, [ shrug ] who died and made you sheriff of third period Calculus?
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Yes, it's a wonder that more people don't run with scissors or jump off bridges. Their lives must be very tedious.
[ nudging up his glasses ] It was a bloodshed free transition of power.
[ student elections usually are. ]
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except that he's ~on the school board~ and visiting to check in on you little asshole children who think it's okay to be in gangs and ditch and do drugs and shit. yeah, he's watching you. there will be no evil in his school district. he's just wandering around campus to keep an eye on things aka be that creepy adult who just observes. everything. and walks into classes randomly to just chill and make the teacher uncomfortable. ]
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Someone had to be interested in history outside of himself, right? (Right?) ]
And he spent twelve pages trying to convince me Fragonard was an impressionist. I knew he slept during the art lectures, but... wow.
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I didn't realize you were teaching Fragonard, Saltzman. You don't think his work's a little too mature? It's a little hedonistic. I like rococo as much as the next guy, but you might as well be showing them Boucher if you go with Fragonard. Surely that would keep him awake while you lecture for the shock value alone. [ So much judgment. Eagle eyes on you, Alaric. ]
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She stands in front of the classroom, checking over her syllabus one last time, wearing a sky-blue apron. Be prepared.
Or, she's in the teacher's lounge, nibbling a croissant or nursing a cup of awful coffee.]
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--aye, don't worry about it, okay? I got this! No really, Hazama, don't sweat it. He won't know what hit him. Look--I gotta run. Talk to ya later, yeah? Cool. See ya.
[Niikura flips the phone closed and stuffs it into his back pocket as he yanks the door open. A hand comes up in greeting.] Yo, Ishida. How's it goin'? [He peeks out from behind his locker door and catches sight of the sewing supplies.] Wow, ya really carry that everywhere, huh?
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I've told you about using your cellphone during school, haven't I?
[ Ignoring the question about his sewing kit, though the answer is of course. You never know when an emergency might crop up! ]
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[Niikura straightens up with a grin and lets the door clang shut before twiddling the knob once or twice to clear the combination.] One more time can't hurt, though.
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