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La Petite Mort
French Café-Restaurant
Located on the second floor of the Eiffel Tower, one of the world’s most famous and beautiful landmarks, outshining even the Statue of Liberty, though by noble birth she is French, La Petit Mort acts as a Café from the morning and Restaurant in the evening.
Waiters and staff are permitted to treat pleasant customers with a small chocolate or pastry, free of charge.
Café Opening times:
Monday - Friday
Freshly baked food is available from 9am until 12.
The kitchen is closed between 12-6, but food can still be ordered over the counter and reheated.
Saturday
8am - 8pm
Kitchen closes at 11.
Sunday
8am until 12am
Café only.
Available at the café all hours:
Croissantes
Sandwiches
Baguettes
Quiches
Salads
During kitchen opening:
Waffles
Cooked breakfast
Baked potatoes with assorted toppings
Soup of the day
Also available:
Assorted other pastries and cakes
Handmade chocolates
1 chip will aford you four tokens. Drinks, sandwiches, pastries etc are 1 token each. Hot meals are 2. Chcolates and smaller pastries come in boxes of 3 per token. A large box of chocolates or pastries costs 1 token.
Restaurant Opening Times:
Monday - Friday
6 - 12
Saturday
8 - 1
Sunday
No Service
Menu available in the restaurant. It will change every two days and customers are welcome to make requests for future dates.
There is also a romantic take away service. Be sure to book in advanced and receive a picnic basket with your 3 course meals and a surprise or two within.
Meals are 1 token for three courses and drinks. Baskets are 2 tokens. Surprises include such things as: a pack of cigarettes, ribbed condoms, pleasure gel etc. You can be reasonably creative.
A Drinks list is also available at the restaurant.
[In other words, if it sounds pretentious enough to be in his restaurant, feel free to say it’s being served. AND IT’S DELICIOUS >|]