TEN FIRSTS ( Read more... )

random typing about who else but ME and sure other junk!
- left handed
- made chix pasta salad and chix caesar last night
- made bistek for dinner tonight
- lots of wedding stuff going on
- hate dressing like a girl but can be fun sometimes- aunt flow's coming to visit very SOON ( Read more... )

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Why was I walking around work for about 5 hrs and no one told me I had birdSH!T in my hoodie!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?

T G I effin' F!

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 63% Stability |||||| 30% Orderliness |||||||||||||||| 70% Empathy |||||||||||| 43% Interdependence |||||||||| 36% Intellectual |||||||||| 36% Mystical |||||||||| 36% Artistic |||||| 23% Religious |||||||||||| 43% Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56% ( Read more... )

I'm not that uncomplicated and simple but I am a good conversationalist, I love to talk! I wish the opposite sex knew...

You Are the Girl Next Door!
You're caring, warm, and the girl that nice guys want to marry ( Read more... )

Schiavo has died... finally ( Read more... )

YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE.

1 potato 2 potato 3 potato 4
my d!ck got caught in the elevator door
my mom screamed
my d!ck turned green
and that's the end of my ding a ling ling

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what a nuthouse!
started taking on my director of admission responsibilities,
scary stuff.

i'd like to go buck wild on my fax/xerox machine OFFICE SPACE steez!

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happy friday and have a great w/e

life's ironic:

i jinxed myself,
my alcohol tolerance way up-
then after 3 strong drinks...
HA and hungover next day.

how fast word travels.
it's not another sign, man-
that flame is dead.

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when's the last time
YOU made homemade
rice krispie treats?!
me?
last night!