Who woulda thunk I'd be here on LJ at this time on a Saturday night (technically Sunday early morning)? Usually by this time, I'm probably stuffing my face in SARStown *ahem* Chinatown or out cold w/o having brushed my teeth or washing my face.

( [start whining] )

Ever been so sleepy at work [or out somewhere] that ( Read more... )

naive bro (5:46:37 PM): the lady who ate the cake was gonna have diarrhea ( Read more... )

I'm hungover. I shouldn't have taken those 2 shots of O, red headed slut shot, and that appletini. My tolerance plunged. Back to square one. Ah well, gota build back up for my trip to Cali/LV ( Read more... )

A lot has happened in the past 2 wks that I don't know where to start. So lil blurbs will have to do ( Read more... )

These past couple days have been torture for me... wait a minute, ever since the w/e!!! This w/e something happened that I wish never happened but everything's been resolved and I thought I was entering the wk off on a good foot. Well whatever shit went down still kinda recurs in my head along w/all the stress I'm feeling at work, some fr the ( Read more... )

( Mastercard Wedding )

After a few drinks... life ain't so grand right now.

( A woman... )

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
- Victor Borge

It's a beautiful day...
Ain't life grand?