Before everyone started doing it, my friend Bill wrote put a bunch of those things up, and I sent a bunch of them to Hyers because i laughed for like four hours. Maybe that started it? Somehow? I don't know.
Dear Hoanna Chuck Norris is a master of karate, being awesome, and Texas rangering. He is also good looking. And i have always found him extremely glorious. That being said, all of the obsessivness for Mr. Norris probably stems from his cameo in Dodgeball. The cameo was perfection, and mainstream America realized what they had been missing out on; pure, unadulterated, manliness. Only those who watched connan o'brien and/or Walker Texas Ranger were aware of this (To be fair he also starred in some movies, except no one saw them (once again a huge blunder by mainstream america(on par with reelecting govenor Bush to his current post of President of the United States of America))) hunk of pure muscle and brawn before that excellent film (starring the ever exceptional Vince Vaughn) Dodgeball hit the American public like Bo Jackson would hit the baseball. Pretty damn hard. This is my theory on the sudden, and totally deserved, poularity of one Chuck Norris.
Thank you for your time, Dr. Joshua Robert Newman, Podiatrist
Nobody anybody knows wrote them, and I stand by that. It's just an internet meme that is going around, was a myspace bulletin, been posted multiple times. Everyone who has seen "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" has seen it,
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Maybe he's just that sweet.
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Chuck Norris is a master of karate, being awesome, and Texas rangering. He is also good looking. And i have always found him extremely glorious. That being said, all of the obsessivness for Mr. Norris probably stems from his cameo in Dodgeball. The cameo was perfection, and mainstream America realized what they had been missing out on; pure, unadulterated, manliness. Only those who watched connan o'brien and/or Walker Texas Ranger were aware of this (To be fair he also starred in some movies, except no one saw them (once again a huge blunder by mainstream america(on par with reelecting govenor Bush to his current post of President of the United States of America))) hunk of pure muscle and brawn before that excellent film (starring the ever exceptional Vince Vaughn) Dodgeball hit the American public like Bo Jackson would hit the baseball. Pretty damn hard. This is my theory on the sudden, and totally deserved, poularity of one Chuck Norris.
Thank you for your time,
Dr. Joshua Robert Newman, Podiatrist
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You may be the most ridculous person I know. Thank you for the letter about Chuck Norris.
Sincerly,
Hoanna Battaglia
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WTF??
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