Pants-splittingly good!

[fourcolours]

Okay, I'm faced with a dilemma. I few minutes ago, my boss asked me to help her out by carrying a box for her. I crouched down to pick up the box and promptly split my pants. I mean it -- I feel like the fat kid from one of those Disney just-because-you're-fat-doesn't-mean-you-can't-play-football movies. I feel like "Chunk" from Goonies. Who

Comments

yes....

[irresistiblyred]

Yes your ass is huge... I have been trying to hide it from you, but really... I am not even sure how you fit in your chair anymore.... it's a sad sad thing....

GYNORMOUS ass......

[dropsofme]

Ack, not good.
Well, if I had read this when it was still useful, I was actually thinking of telling you to untuck your shirt.

And yea, I highly doubt you have a big bum. I'm sure it's a fine bum.

[irresistiblyred]

It IS a fine bum.

[fourcolours]

Sure, pants-splittingly fine.

I confess........

[irresistiblyred]

It was me....I doctored all your pants to rip up the seam when you bend over... it's purely for my own selfish enjoyment, and is in no way a reflection of your ass and it's size....
You have a fine ass... it is very small and petite and muscular and wonderful..... :D