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[fourfoldroots]

[The mailbox to 341 Brady Lane has been returned, but its all dented and battered, sitting lopsided in the dirt and looking very sad indeed.

Persephone knows what happened, but she is going to play dumb. Oh, so dumb.]

Who could have done that, I wonder..?

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[serverofshota]

[Staaaaare.]

Broken.

[fourfoldroots]

Yes. Poor... box thing.

[serverofshota]

Mailbox.

[fourfoldroots]

Yes, that.

...

Oh well!

[heartofheaven]

...What happened to the mailbox?

[fourfoldroots]

[Wide-eyed, innocent face is go.]

I do not know.

[heartofheaven]

That can't be an accident. I just got your window fixed as well. Vandals!

[fourfoldroots]

Well there was a crazy man throwing papers around yesterday morning...

[hisironcross]

Yo, Persephone!

[Coming down the street, he stares at the broken box.]

Who breaks a mailbox?

[fourfoldroots]

Someone that has a death wish.

[hisironcross]

Breaking mailboxes doesn't warrant a death sentence.

[fourfoldroots]

It does when I do not like the culprit.

[discoinfernorz]

[just so happens to be strolling by and is now pausing to stare at your dead mailbox. hawhaw.]

Hm.

[tilts his head to the side. points at the mailbox. grins!]

Your idea of modern art?

[fourfoldroots]

The paperboy's idea of modern art. [Not that she knows what that is exactly, but...]

[discoinfernorz]

[he's kind of debating as to whether or not that's funny enough to laugh at. ...and it is, so here, have yourself an amused chuckle]

My, what could you have possibly done to get him so angry?

[fourfoldroots]

[She glares because that's become her new thing, apparently. Angry goddess, ahoy!]

I have done nothing and if you laugh at me one more time, you will find your throat missing.

[dispenserplz]

[stares from the opposite street.]

[fourfoldroots]

[It's that guy again. B|]

Can I help you?

[dispenserplz]

Yeah, that right there? [pointing at the box]

TOTALLY ya own fault!

[fourfoldroots]

Oh, and this? Totally your own fault!~

[She waves cheerfully as a branch from a nearby tree comes swooping down, attempting to pummel Scout.]