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[fourteenflavors]

H-hey, wait, the wrappers on these lollipops say Chupa Chips.

BOOTLEG--?!

So--

You PULLED ME INTO A PIT OF BLOOD AND TOOK ALL MY CLOTHES to give me ★ KNOCKOFF CHUPAS ★ ?!

I mean, they're still delicious, but.  REALLY?

Comments

[unforgivencurse]

Chupa Chips?

1/2

[fourteenflavors]

★ Chupa Chups ★ is what they're really called.

2/2

[fourteenflavors]

You don't have them where you come from?

[unforgivencurse]

Well, if we do, I've never had them~ ^^;

[ttlymostspecial]

You're complaining. About having food.

1/2

[fourteenflavors]

YOU CAN'T TRUST IMPOSTOR FOOD THAT WAS OBVIOUSLY MADE WITHOUT BEING APPROVED BY-- WHATEVER ★ GOVERNMENT AGENCY ★ IS SUPPOSED TO CHECK FOR THESE THINGS.

They could be CONTAMINATED!

2/2

[fourteenflavors]

...I'm still going to eat them, but.

[delineage]

What a tragedy.

[fourteenflavors]

W-well, wouldn't you be concerned?

I think there was an episode of a cop show about something like this!

[hrlsoldier]

Blinking text~? =^.^=

And what's a chupa?

[fourteenflavors]

It grabs attention~! ★

You don't know either? This is terrible.

They're the BEST LOLLIPOPS~★ in the world! They come in fruit flavors and milk flavors, along with things like cola and pudding! Pudding is definitely the best~!

Lol, wow, Reiko canonically knows those

[filigrain]

That doesn't seem right somehow...

lmao awesome

[fourteenflavors]

IT ISN'T RIGHT.