Worst. blurbs. ever.

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I first saw this at eflore, where much fun was had by all:

Worst Blurbs Ever meme: you pick some books you love and write the most obfuscatory, point-missing blurbs you possibly can - and then everyone tries to guess what they are!This is actually a mix of books, plays and TV shows. And you might notice a certain...theme. I swear the first two came

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[coffeeandink]

You never posted the answers! How cruel.

2. Titanic? I've never seen it. But I guess anyway.

3. Twelfth Night

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...huh. I could have SWORN I posted this comment.

But anyway, Yes! #3 is Twelfth Night!

And #2 is supposed to be Vilette. Perhaps I stretched "goes back to school" a little two far.