so... the last crack otp post about lamps got me thinking... when robin's not off with Cesc or v. sekritly with Flams, he's off having an illicit love affair with...
THIS!
possible origin?
look at him...
cradling it against his body with the most loving caress...
oh dirrrty. not just dirty, but christina aguilera dirrrty.
at a press conference. How many glasses + bottles does one man need?
and he obviously pilfered it afterwards.
PILFERED!
hiding his love from Arsene
until arsene found out
and said it was okay.
and they love him too. look how concerned they look whilst Robin is sad and hurt.
... and look how closely Robin carries it to... his body... *ahem*
and it's not even only with Arsenal. he does it Dutch stylee too:
*ignoring Van Basten and walking straight towards his otp love*