okay... well Fernando Torres can slash with anyone
Cristiano Ronaldo/Fernando Torres
well...
They both model for pepe jeans... so they must have met each other somewhere...
>.>
They both, OBVIOUSLY don't wanna be laying in those girls laps...
Fernando Torres... and a spoon?
Fernando Torres... and a car... =]
And... fernando torres with Edaurdo da silva...
Because... cesc invited fernando round his house for a party, and all his arsenal mates were there...
So, fernando thought, I'm getting myself a peice of that...
So, he puts on his virgin slut act to get him interested
Eduardo decides wants some of fernando too ;)
"Wait a minute nando, gotta tell csc i'm leaving"
*tut* "Hurry up then"
Then they go screw in the back of his car...
[or, is that too much of an extreme crack?]
I'm abit weird, i'm sorry =[