Rules
1. NO DRAMA. Srsly, our FIRST fucking interest? Is ‘a-distinct-lack-of-drama’ for a reason. You got a problem with someone? The mods want to hear about it first or not at all. No backbiting. No slander. No drawing lines in the sand. Grow up and deal with it, this is only THEORETICALLY high-school; outside of our characters that shit does not fly.
2. While we fully expect angst to come up in-game, please for the love of all things, leave the ‘OMG MY MOMMIE AND DADDIE RAEPED AND BEAT ME AND MY BROTHER HAETS ME AND I RAN AWAY FROM HOME AND GOT ADDICTED TO DRUGS AND RAPED SOME MORE AND OH NOW I’M CLEAN BUT LIVING IN A GUTTER AND CRAWLINNGGGGGG IN MY SKIINNNNNNNNN’ at the door. We will mock you. Mercilessly.
3. Now, not everyone can spell/speak perfect English. Hell, for a lot of people English is a second language. But we do ask that you at least run things through a spellchecker first. And absolutely NO chat speak (save for personal journals/comments, where it may be acceptable on a character to character basis to be judged on audition). (Also: SHIFT RAPE IS A-OK -s.)
4. While canon in most cases will have to be altered to fit the setting, try your best to stay true to your character’s history and in-character. This may mean that not all characters will WORK in this game, plainly stated. But on that note, try your best. WE WANT TO BE SURPRISED, SHOCKED, AND AWED.
5. One post every two weeks minimum. It’s not too hard, I mean… ZOMBIES tend to make for good writing fodder.
6. There will be stuff in this community that will be a bit explicit for younger players. By applying, you are agreeing that you are either of age, or have permission to take part in this and release the mods of all liability.
7. While this is a horror setting, this is FIRST AND FOREMOST a CRACK game. This game has a milkshake! IT BRINGS ALL THE CRACK TO THE YARD. ENJOY IT. LIVE IT. LOVE IT.
8. Please, fucking PLEASE put all porn behind a friends-lock. We don't want the Crusaders for Innocence coming after us.