Mother: Jesus Christ, Sarah, your boobs are always in the way.
Me: They are not!
Mother: Yes, they are. It's like bumping into airbags.
Me: The Award for Meanest Mother of the Year goes to...Renee! Ding ding ding ding!
I'm sorry I couldn't volunteer with you, Erin. I felt awful. I felt better towards the middle of the day (which is why I went out),
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what about Benita?
what will become of her?
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it's going to be hella expensive to move to England... I hope the dollar is stronger than the pound [unlikely] when you move there
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