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Sep 17, 2005 21:43


Mother: Jesus Christ, Sarah, your boobs are always in the way.
Me: They are not!
Mother: Yes, they are. It's like bumping into airbags.
Me: The Award for Meanest Mother of the Year goes to...Renee! Ding ding ding ding!

I'm sorry I couldn't volunteer with you, Erin. I felt awful. I felt better towards the middle of the day (which is why I went out), ( Read more... )

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thefadango September 18 2005, 19:23:25 UTC
"Since I'm moving to England when I get out of college"

what about Benita?

what will become of her?

;__;

it's going to be hella expensive to move to England... I hope the dollar is stronger than the pound [unlikely] when you move there

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starshooter804 September 24 2005, 00:39:24 UTC
O_o I love your mom!

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