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I wrote a little something for my fandom post. Expect something grander when I'm in a better mood. I.E. Next month.
Title: Stupid Fish
Author: Artemis Fowl the Second
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Bob the Clue Trout, general population of Brawl.
Notes: If only.
One day there was a nasty fish that could thwap people over the internet. Despite such logic never being questioned as the clue trout was simply magical, it was a decent fish. It thwapped the idiots, to other's great benefit and satisfaction. Unfortunately, said fish was nasty in the sense that it was too smart for it's own good. No trout should be able to even tell people apart, or even have some sort of high status in any kind of community or society. How could people let themselves be ruled by a simple fish? Something that, taken out of water, should only end up flapping pathetically on the ground, choking on air, that people everywhere over the world caught with nets and cooked. A fish should never have control over humans (or other humanoid creatures, for you strange people of Brawl), and should not keep the grand, amazing knowledge that is the Multifandom Library of Everything away from it's people.
This one particular day, members of Brawl had grown tired of being ruled by a fish and united to fight. After a fierce battle where numerous were thwapped to death (no names will be listed as I fear this would cause great unsatisfaction from my part for some of you), the fish was finally caught. Everyone took turns at gutting the poor, weak thing that was pathetically flapping on the floor. The ones that had been thwapped during the fish's long overdue reign over his part of Brawl enjoyed this thoroughly, and took great pleasure in cutting it up in pieces, as well as return all those wet, disgusting thwaps they had recieved (despite the fact that they had all deserved it at the time).
It was decided that the fish would be refrigerated in the Common Brawl Refrigerator and kept for later, in case Brawl came to need to poison someone.
That is, if no idiot came upon the fish beforehand and decided to feed everyone breakfast with it.
Title: Stupid Fish
Author: Artemis Fowl the Second
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Bob the Clue Trout, general population of Brawl.
Notes: If only.
One day there was a nasty fish that could thwap people over the internet. Despite such logic never being questioned as the clue trout was simply magical, it was a decent fish. It thwapped the idiots, to other's great benefit and satisfaction. Unfortunately, said fish was nasty in the sense that it was too smart for it's own good. No trout should be able to even tell people apart, or even have some sort of high status in any kind of community or society. How could people let themselves be ruled by a simple fish? Something that, taken out of water, should only end up flapping pathetically on the ground, choking on air, that people everywhere over the world caught with nets and cooked. A fish should never have control over humans (or other humanoid creatures, for you strange people of Brawl), and should not keep the grand, amazing knowledge that is the Multifandom Library of Everything away from it's people.
This one particular day, members of Brawl had grown tired of being ruled by a fish and united to fight. After a fierce battle where numerous were thwapped to death (no names will be listed as I fear this would cause great unsatisfaction from my part for some of you), the fish was finally caught. Everyone took turns at gutting the poor, weak thing that was pathetically flapping on the floor. The ones that had been thwapped during the fish's long overdue reign over his part of Brawl enjoyed this thoroughly, and took great pleasure in cutting it up in pieces, as well as return all those wet, disgusting thwaps they had recieved (despite the fact that they had all deserved it at the time).
It was decided that the fish would be refrigerated in the Common Brawl Refrigerator and kept for later, in case Brawl came to need to poison someone.
That is, if no idiot came upon the fish beforehand and decided to feed everyone breakfast with it.