toys (shout it out just one more time for the generation that was all mine)
So I feel kind of bad that Go Pirates is down. I mean, I know a lot of people needed to see some of the early episodes, to have an idea of what happened.
So I thought I'd provide my own personal interpretation of the first half of the pilot, to help the masses in honor of the new episode in less than 24 hours.
(Warning: Graphic Heavy)
Welcome to Neptune High. Go pirates!
Life's a bitch, and then you die.
Duncan Kane. Son of software billionaire Jake Kane.
He used to be my boyfriend.
Every school has an obligatory psychotic jackass. He’s ours.
Did I say you could sit here?
Of course you can sit here. Sit wherever you want.
My bitch. Weren't you supposed to wait for me at the flagpole?
Veronica, why does trouble follow you around?
It was an accident.
Go see the wizard. Ask him for some guts.
Happy birthday, Veronica! Are you surprised?
Who's a big boy? Who's a big boy?
Good boy!
She hates me almost as much as she adores her son.
Say what you want about real cheese. I am a fan of the orange powder packet stuff.
Streaming video was invented and perfected here at Kane Software.
And I knew the family well.
God, Lilly, I see the Prozac's working.
I've got a secret. A good one.
Dad gave me specific instructions to stay in the car, but the minute I saw Duncan, I knew that this was more than a disturbance.
What happened? Duncan, what happened? Where's Lilly?
But everyone knows this story. The murder of Lilly Kane?
It was on the cover of People Magazine. It made Entertainment Tonight.
And of course, everyone remembers readng about the bungling local sheriff.
The one who went after the wrong man?
That bumbling sheriff was my dad.
But if my dad wasn’t right about Jake Kane then, it looks like Mrs Kane is right about him now.
Not a lot of high powered business meetings taking place at the Camelot at one in the morning.
It’s the Lilly Kane video. How do you think that family feels?
Your dad is destroying the Kane family. What’s the matter with you people, huh? What’s the matter with you?
Mom wanted to move out of Neptune.
Hey, I’m sorry honey. Me and your mom, we’re going to work this out, okay.
Well, this can’t be good.
Get him off me!
Girl, you best call off your dog.
You wanna know how I lost my virginity? So do I.
I went to a party at Shelley Pomeroy’s just to show everyone their whispers and backstabbing didn’t affect me. It was a mistake.
It turns out it was your basic rum, coke and roofie.
I never told my dad.
Alright, lady, let's see ya
So I thought I'd provide my own personal interpretation of the first half of the pilot, to help the masses in honor of the new episode in less than 24 hours.
(Warning: Graphic Heavy)
Welcome to Neptune High. Go pirates!
Life's a bitch, and then you die.
Duncan Kane. Son of software billionaire Jake Kane.
He used to be my boyfriend.
Every school has an obligatory psychotic jackass. He’s ours.
Did I say you could sit here?
Of course you can sit here. Sit wherever you want.
My bitch. Weren't you supposed to wait for me at the flagpole?
Veronica, why does trouble follow you around?
It was an accident.
Go see the wizard. Ask him for some guts.
Happy birthday, Veronica! Are you surprised?
Who's a big boy? Who's a big boy?
Good boy!
She hates me almost as much as she adores her son.
Say what you want about real cheese. I am a fan of the orange powder packet stuff.
Streaming video was invented and perfected here at Kane Software.
And I knew the family well.
God, Lilly, I see the Prozac's working.
I've got a secret. A good one.
Dad gave me specific instructions to stay in the car, but the minute I saw Duncan, I knew that this was more than a disturbance.
What happened? Duncan, what happened? Where's Lilly?
But everyone knows this story. The murder of Lilly Kane?
It was on the cover of People Magazine. It made Entertainment Tonight.
And of course, everyone remembers readng about the bungling local sheriff.
The one who went after the wrong man?
That bumbling sheriff was my dad.
But if my dad wasn’t right about Jake Kane then, it looks like Mrs Kane is right about him now.
Not a lot of high powered business meetings taking place at the Camelot at one in the morning.
It’s the Lilly Kane video. How do you think that family feels?
Your dad is destroying the Kane family. What’s the matter with you people, huh? What’s the matter with you?
Mom wanted to move out of Neptune.
Hey, I’m sorry honey. Me and your mom, we’re going to work this out, okay.
Well, this can’t be good.
Get him off me!
Girl, you best call off your dog.
You wanna know how I lost my virginity? So do I.
I went to a party at Shelley Pomeroy’s just to show everyone their whispers and backstabbing didn’t affect me. It was a mistake.
It turns out it was your basic rum, coke and roofie.
I never told my dad.
Alright, lady, let's see ya