Reasons why I'm single
Reason 1 (Abridged version):
Knock on the door while playing rock band with friends. Two pretty girls are there.
"Hey there! We're here to borrow a measuring cup."
"And some sugar," says the other one.
Me: "Um... okay. A measuring... cup?"
"And some sugar!" Both laugh. "Nah, we're just messing with you. Is that... Rock Band?"
Me: "Um... yeah. Yeah it is."
"I KNEW IT! I *love* Rock Band!"
"Me too!"
Me: "Uh... yeah... it's pretty cool."
"Aren't you going to introduce us to the people?"
Me: "Uh... sure. Those are the guys." (Guys and girl I might add.)
"Oh... well, hi 'guys!'"
Funny waves all around.
"Well... it was nice meeting you..."
Me: "Fred..."
"Fred..." shakes hand. "Have a good one, I guess!"
"Sure," I say. "Um... did you want a measuring cup and sugar?"
Laughter. "No, we we're just kidding. See ya'."
Me: "Oh... uh... okay. See ya'."
Turn around to friends after shutting door.
"Well, that was weird," I say.
"You know, Fred... I think those girls wanted to play Rock Band with us."
"Yeah, you should have invited them in..."
Me: "I... uh... Oh!" :o
Reason 2
Girl who I had major crush on, who I haven't seen in almost a year, is suddenly standing before me. A girl, I might add, who I *swore* I would ask out if I had a chance to see her again.
Me: "Oh... hey there!"
Her: "Hi. How are you doing?"
Me: "I'm good. You?"
Her: She shows me her books. "Made it to college algebra!"
Me: "Great! Great. Is... that your last math class?"
Her: "Oh no. I still have statistics."
Me: "Oh, that's right. Weren't you in... photography?"
Her: "Elementry Education."
Me: "Oh... right!"
Smiles. Stares. Brain has shorted out. Ask her out for a coffee or something! SHEESH.
Her: "Well, I guess I'll see ya'."
Me: "Right, okay. Well, take care!"
Blaaaaaaah. I suck at this!
< slams head on keyboard >