Tactical Pants

[fox_c]

So, out of curiosity. . .say you are surfing the web and on one of your blogs (doesn't matter which one) you see a link in the blog roll for "Tactical Pants

Comments

[rabbitwarren]

All I can think of is pockets. Lots of lots of pockets, so that you need tactics for where you keep things and also will be always prepared.

[metalich]

Apparently I tried posting "anonymously" (seriously, why does LJ randomly log me out?)

I picture "emergency pants" - but with more pocket space.

[fox_c]

very close!

[rebelowl42]

what rabbit said.

[rebelowl42]

only black

[rebelowl42]

and plastic

[fox_c]

lol - they actually come in a range of colours.

[tashar]

...military issue cargo pants? or shorts?

[fox_c]

bah, yes. So boring compared to the real possibilities

[tashar]

Hey, at least they weren't boxing trousers.

[fox_c]

fighting trousers

[electrichobbit]

Crotchless underwear. It's the sartorial equivalent of an ICBM.

[fox_c]

o_O

That was one option we didn't actually explore. . .and I'm kind of glad for that.

[electrichobbit]

Why am I the only one who actually responded to this challenge?!? The other answers here are, frankly, entirely practical and plausible. I'm a little disappointed.

[fox_c]

Because you're awesome :) I expected much more imagination.

[beelady]

Surely tactical pants would depend on what you were trying to achieve with your tactics *groucho eyebrows* :) :P