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[fox_megan]

so i was like all one leg in the tub today shaving for a night out on the town when my cell phone beeped. i beeped as well but in curseword format and stopped what i was doing to check the message. apparently it was a picture text and we all know how much fun it is to get picture texts am i right? here let me share the joy! anyway i lifted up my

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[jtimberlake]

Keri Russell has the correct answer for everything and I agree, MULLETS FOR ALL. I think mullets are the key to ending racism. I'll get the Hello Kitty bedding and furniture out!

[rachelmcadams]

Ugh f all this shit with these new Megans. You should have never died.