Lion face
Shelby: Get off of that water cooler Mr. Apropo. Or else everyone's gonna think its ok to jump on the water cooler.
Mr. Apropo: I'll jump on this goddamn water cooler if i want Shelby! Where'd you get the brass to talk to me like that?
Shelby: I got it from Thurman. He promoted me this morning while you were yelling at Hedley.
Mr. Apropo: Great Ewan McGregor it can't be..
Shelby: It can. and it is. right now.. its being.
Mr. Apropo: What's your official title? i can't slide any further down the power list i gotta listen to Thurman's mouth, Sandy Smapsnere whenever he comes in.. I LIKE NUMBER THREE ON THE TOTEM POLL!
Shelby: You're sliding down that poll big boy. I'm right underneath Thurman.. Official Consultant to The Head of Research, Shelby Goldtwitter.
Mr. Apropo: you're a bitch
Shelby: that's coming out of your paycheck
Gulbyss: Did you guys see Thurman the other day wearing that shirt with the yellow blotches?!? i mean, i know its a pattern and all but i mean cmon... looks like he peed upwards on himself doesn't it.. can i get an amen!
Shelby: Thats your warning Harry
Mr. Apropo: Sweet Jehosophat
Gulbyss: Hey Shell what crawled up your ass and died-
Shelby: THATS A FINE! CRAPPY TALK TO YOUR SUPERIOR HARRY! FINALLY I CAN BUST YOUR PRETENTIOUS ASS! APROPO YOU"RE A WITNESS! THIS IS GOING TO THE COMPANY BOARD!
Gulbyss: what the christ? you're the same rank as me shell- research assistant
Hedley: Actually Mrs. Goldtwitter just got promoted Harry, i uh...i just overheard that.. anybody want to head to Juicy Luicy's for lunch?
Mr. Apropo: There's no time to leave Hedley.
Hedley: i mean.. we could order it here.. or um you know call ahead.. umm.. its an idea you know.
Shelby: Hey look Harry, i think i let the power just sort've shoot right through my veins there. thats a chuckle huh? Hey don't look so down, i won't actually report you; i just wanted you to fear me.
Hedley: everyone's feared you since you went on that date with Beau the Secretary and you gave him that hickey that looked like a cancerous mole-
Shelby: Thats it.
life goes on quite leceherously, yes i wrote that, i buck the trends
maybe go see dav and andrews show fri?
anybody else going?
jdoobs and bradley are supposedly coming to town this makes me feel like i should clean up the pig sty but blaj
sorry if any of you got hit with a IM from me saying click on something, never do that unless i've been talking to you. i'm trying to clean it up but i guess my firewall was down and all this and OH HAPHAZARD
i'm waiting for tristar, bryopal, uns of glaub, pterodactyl asshat and fraulein moopingpal to traverse the thick part of FL to see my new digs oh they're so swanky and i even have my own pet polar bear. he calls himself noel and he talks about robots and sci fi. and we watch football together.
i did good on my first round of testes but now there come more and this most recent was not my best effffffffffort oh why! WHY AN f FOR EFFORT!
ive decided to trasfer to fgcu to give rachel all my time and devotion, this time we're going to make it.
dana has eliminated me from the life, this i suppose is the norm for these things not recurring hikeups. hmm no contact nunce, no contact d WOW thats like a lot of my life there.
so i'm not showing up that well with it huh well oh well shizekupf- play with your pants up!
i'm so not making sense anytime soon.
dbeezle
pqs- This could eat u
Mr. Apropo: I'll jump on this goddamn water cooler if i want Shelby! Where'd you get the brass to talk to me like that?
Shelby: I got it from Thurman. He promoted me this morning while you were yelling at Hedley.
Mr. Apropo: Great Ewan McGregor it can't be..
Shelby: It can. and it is. right now.. its being.
Mr. Apropo: What's your official title? i can't slide any further down the power list i gotta listen to Thurman's mouth, Sandy Smapsnere whenever he comes in.. I LIKE NUMBER THREE ON THE TOTEM POLL!
Shelby: You're sliding down that poll big boy. I'm right underneath Thurman.. Official Consultant to The Head of Research, Shelby Goldtwitter.
Mr. Apropo: you're a bitch
Shelby: that's coming out of your paycheck
Gulbyss: Did you guys see Thurman the other day wearing that shirt with the yellow blotches?!? i mean, i know its a pattern and all but i mean cmon... looks like he peed upwards on himself doesn't it.. can i get an amen!
Shelby: Thats your warning Harry
Mr. Apropo: Sweet Jehosophat
Gulbyss: Hey Shell what crawled up your ass and died-
Shelby: THATS A FINE! CRAPPY TALK TO YOUR SUPERIOR HARRY! FINALLY I CAN BUST YOUR PRETENTIOUS ASS! APROPO YOU"RE A WITNESS! THIS IS GOING TO THE COMPANY BOARD!
Gulbyss: what the christ? you're the same rank as me shell- research assistant
Hedley: Actually Mrs. Goldtwitter just got promoted Harry, i uh...i just overheard that.. anybody want to head to Juicy Luicy's for lunch?
Mr. Apropo: There's no time to leave Hedley.
Hedley: i mean.. we could order it here.. or um you know call ahead.. umm.. its an idea you know.
Shelby: Hey look Harry, i think i let the power just sort've shoot right through my veins there. thats a chuckle huh? Hey don't look so down, i won't actually report you; i just wanted you to fear me.
Hedley: everyone's feared you since you went on that date with Beau the Secretary and you gave him that hickey that looked like a cancerous mole-
Shelby: Thats it.
life goes on quite leceherously, yes i wrote that, i buck the trends
maybe go see dav and andrews show fri?
anybody else going?
jdoobs and bradley are supposedly coming to town this makes me feel like i should clean up the pig sty but blaj
sorry if any of you got hit with a IM from me saying click on something, never do that unless i've been talking to you. i'm trying to clean it up but i guess my firewall was down and all this and OH HAPHAZARD
i'm waiting for tristar, bryopal, uns of glaub, pterodactyl asshat and fraulein moopingpal to traverse the thick part of FL to see my new digs oh they're so swanky and i even have my own pet polar bear. he calls himself noel and he talks about robots and sci fi. and we watch football together.
i did good on my first round of testes but now there come more and this most recent was not my best effffffffffort oh why! WHY AN f FOR EFFORT!
ive decided to trasfer to fgcu to give rachel all my time and devotion, this time we're going to make it.
dana has eliminated me from the life, this i suppose is the norm for these things not recurring hikeups. hmm no contact nunce, no contact d WOW thats like a lot of my life there.
so i'm not showing up that well with it huh well oh well shizekupf- play with your pants up!
i'm so not making sense anytime soon.
dbeezle
pqs- This could eat u