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Sep 27, 2007 00:36

Bit intimidatin', am I? Like t'say that I didn't place in th'creepy category so I guess I ain't as creepy as people keep sayin'. Lyin', are ya?

Decided t'write somethin' on account of th'whole slave business. Entertainin', ain't it?

Urahara was a pretty weird person. He managed t'get little Rukia-chan as his slave an' of course no good ever comes of havin' a weird person with a cute little shinigami slave.

'Course he had t'put her in th'special slave costume an'thought he'd be nice an'make it somethin' she liked.

So there was innocent little Rukia~chan dressed as a bunny. 'Course Urahara's choice of bunny costumes ain't exactly th'sort that leave much t'the imagination an'all, so Urahara took lotsa breaks from whatever it is he spends his time doin' t'watch his new slave work.

Bit weird, ain't he. ^____^

So one day when she was dustin', Urahara pulled her tail. She got so mad that she ran off an' refused t'come back an'no one knew where she was 'til she was found by none other than Ichimaru Gin who took her t'a therapist so's she could get over th'horror an' then they lived happily ever after.

The end.

True t'life, ain't it?
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