A Disaster of Epic Proportions

[foxfire]

OMG! Maker's Mark has reduced its alcohol content from 90° to 84°! What will my lady, Evie Takahashi, and I ever do? This is most likely an action undertaken by the FBI to punish us for our sins, which are plentiful. I guess it's time to switch to Jim Beam or Johnny Walker. Or maybe our favorite bartender at the Streamline Tavern can make a

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[dumpsterdiva]

Perhaps you could order doubles? Then the alcohol content would eventually even out. Eventually....

[photosexual]

I'm spittin' distance from the Streamline. I don't have the cash to stop in there much these days, but it's a darn comfy haunt.

And as for Maker's Mark dumbing it down? I'm disappointed in them. Keep it what it was, and charge another notch higher. But now they're gonna try to science it up to be less booze and more trickery for the same price. BAH!