Your face is a dartos muscle. Oh snap!

[foxor]

Yeah, that's possibly the worst insult anybody near me has come up with in a long time. Damn good and well timed it was too. So kudos to K. Not that she's reading this, but that's beside the point. If you're really curious, it's a superficial muscle that makes the scrotum go wrinkly. So insulting a person thus would be like saying that their face

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[defect4]

Abdomen flash cards! Heeeeeeeeeeeee!

That's the funniest sounding thing ever! I mean, I know they're most likely an essential learning tool or something, but abdomen flash cards? That sounds hilarious!

Card 1: Happy stomach. Cause - healthy diet.
Card 2: Unhappy stomach. Cause - bean burrito.

[foxor]

Soooo true...

[foxor]

Lol!!!
Man, your anatomy flash cards would be way more fun than mine are.

[sudyn]

um... *ponders*
Dartos muscle...
...
So... if someone has lips like dartos muscles...
would that mean they talk shit?

[foxor]

Lips like anal sphincter maybe?
Plus, sphincter is such an ugly word :)

[sudyn]

lolz
internal or external?
External would be uglier, but a defect interior would be funnier. =P

[foxor]

Hahahaha Doofooze! That's the French version, didn't you know? Emphasis on the fooze.
Actually you're probably right though, it probably is doofus. That looks more right. But being that it's not a real word, *shrugs*

And no, no more dates on the horizon this week. I promised myself he deserves another chance, but I'm honestly too busy to do anything at all right now. I guess I should email him and make sure he's aware of that. Otherwise he might get the wrong impression.