What, Masaharu? No "help I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory", No "it's behind you, don't look", or the ever popular "you like cheap Chinese food""
....A cookie in a cookie? But what if there was this medicine or a shrink ray or something that hit someone and shrunk them small enough to fit in a fortune cookie, and they got stuck in the factory and held on to the fortunes for dear life and he was still stuck in the cookie when you got it?, and he had a pen just big enough to write his help message on the piece of paper?
Not pouting
Fitting, yes. Ironic, yes. A fortune? No. Sorry~ Now if it was "You're going to die from eating cheap Chinese food." that would make more sense.
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Eh, didn't sound that good. Now "Help! I'm trapped in a fortune cookie!" would have rocked. I hate you for thinking of the basic idea first
.... Over done.
And that last one should be more than obvious if you're eating fortune cookies.
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It's the most cleche one. And being trapped in a cookie wouldn't be logical, unless it was a cookie. don't pout.
But it would be very fitting in one and rather ironic.
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....A cookie in a cookie? But what if there was this medicine or a shrink ray or something that hit someone and shrunk them small enough to fit in a fortune cookie, and they got stuck in the factory and held on to the fortunes for dear life and he was still stuck in the cookie when you got it?, and he had a pen just big enough to write his help message on the piece of paper?
Not pouting
Fitting, yes. Ironic, yes. A fortune? No. Sorry~ Now if it was "You're going to die from eating cheap Chinese food." that would make more sense.
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