I wrote this, posted it, and I have not had any illicit solicitations since...Except the religious types, but they stopped coming after I started answering the door topless sooo... (I know I played fast and loose with the rhyme and rhythm, just go with it :)
NO SOLICITORS!
DO NO KNOCK
DO NOT RING
I’M NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR PRODUCT
YOU WILL NOT SELL ME
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