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"Papa loves Mambo..."
So Ali and Chanell came back from Miami on Wednesday. Seb and I went to visit them in their new on-campus cramped apartment! It's cute though. Later on we went to Hooter's for 25 cent wings.
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Maximillion Ulysses Turner
My oh my, so much has happened yet so little has happened the past few days. THURSDAY? Pretty gay party, pretty gay people, pretty gay night. Some faggots did me a favor by throwing my phone over the balcony, because now I have an excuse to get a new one! The only other thing I have to say about that is I officially know the most immature 22 year ( Read more... ) -
Becky's my hero!
If the ocean was liquer and i was a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom and drink my way up;
but the oceans not liquer and i'm not a duck
so pour me a shot and lets get fucked up.
At the end of the day we have custodians that come in and clean the place up. The husband always comes in first and his wife is always a few steps behind him on her cell, so ( Read more... ) -
I'm going to have to work on my aggressiveness...
My life as a drunk...sucks. Let's start with Friday. Heather and Brian came over and we bought a bottle of bourbon for the three of us to down only in doses of shots (mommy took one too). By the time we were leaving I was pretty much already so shitfaced that my mom decided she needed to hide my keys. So...I really don't remember everyone that was ( Read more... ) -
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Parking tickets fucking SUCK!