> 067 - no satiety value / filtered away from Seta Soujiro

[foxy_physician]

[When Megumi’s voice comes on, she sounds disgusted and rather ill to her stomach.]

I have never tried a “pizza” before, though I have heard of it. I hear that it is supposed to be delicious.

However, a pizza with oyster, lamb, and honey mustard sauce as dressing?

Whomsoever sent this to Mitsuhide and I . . .

[A small, irked sound.]

. . . has

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[silk_in_ebony]

[Mitsuhide is staring at the offending item with a look of pure disgust. The item offends him on every level, especially that of 'Mitsuhide the Chef.']

Honestly, who would even THINK to use such an appalling combination on a pizza?

[Disgusted snort.]

We should get rid of it. Quickly.

[foxy_physician]

We should. If we eat it and somehow withstand the taste, I'm sure that we'll have indigestion.

[She makes a face, quickly shutting the cardboard box. She can smell the oyster and the lamb, and just imagining how both tasted with honey mustard already makes her stomach turn.]

I'll take care of it, anata.

[Grimacing, she takes it out, finding the trash bin and depositing it there. She didn't even consider giving it to someone else, thinking that she didn't wnat to bestow the stomachache that might come with it. It was like avoiding Kaoru-san's cooking.]

[When she returns, she still looks rather disconcerted.]

What does a normal pizza contain?

[silk_in_ebony]

[When she gets back, Mitsuhide has already retrieved a recipe book, and is sat with a pizza recipe clear on one of the pages. He traces the words with his finger.]

There are many combinations, but almost always a tomato and cheese base, according to this. You could just have it like that.

[He taps the page and looks up.]

The combinations you would have are based on your own tastes, but I could never imagine anyone finding that good.

[foxy_physician]

Oysters are delicious and rich in iodine, and lamb is very hearty as well . . . though together, and with honey mustard, I would rather not try it.

[She sighs, walking over to him and peering at his recipe book.]

Tomato and cheese sounds good, love. Would you like to make a pizza now?

[Her eyes brighten with the idea, and she smiles at him.]

We have several cheeses in the refrigerator that we can put on top of the pizza, and we can make our tomato base . . . plus, there are some herbs in the pantry that may taste good with the sauce . . .

[pinkikemenhero]

.. That sounds utterly disgusting.

[foxy_physician]

Did you get a disgusting pizza too?

[pinkikemenhero]

No, thankfully. I would say it was Jun who ordered it but.. he wouldn't prank so many people, and he has better taste than that.

[foxy_physician]

I would hope so. He seems to enjoy his food, but I don't think he'd create something so horrible.

[private to Hiiragi-san / unhackable]

Hiiragi-san, I want to ask. How's Kuromi-san?

[/private]

[doujin_dork]

You too?

Apparently whoever is pulling this prank has a really weird sense of humor. At least make the pizzas more edible, you know?

[foxy_physician]

Did you receive one as well, Hiyori-san?

[doujin_dork]

Uh, no.

We got fifty.

[foxy_physician]

Why would someone want to send you fifty horrid pizzas?