I am the least assertive person in the universe.

I finished shooting my documentary today! Yay. Sleep time. Tomorrow drive recovery. Tomorrow Beat by Beat.
Word.

He's a politician. They're all nice guys. Right? Right?

And I won't be crying if you're running but it's bad for my bones. I'll crawl through the cartographers garden, pluck the finest compass rose and I'm trying! To show you I'm your man, I'm trying, and I'm trying the best I can to make you, want to hop aboard my train to show you where I go, when I want to feel the summer rain, in the Southland, ( Read more... )

3.7 ! Monkeys!

The bills are starving ( Read more... )

I used to play tournament softball. It was a Sunday afternoon, raining really bad like this. I played third base and we were getting our asses kicked but they didn't call the game. So this girl was on third base. Girl up to bat hits the ball and third base girl runs home, slips, and breaks her leg. Worst sound ever is the sound of a breaking ( Read more... )

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I worked a double today. My job is killing me. My nail polish is chipped. I'm watching the transported presence show on the New World series. I miss Dave and there are three amazing people I know and one temperamental puppy dog. I've been enjoying every day, every mile I can run, every dollar I can make and everything I smoke. Hummus every ( Read more... )

Good television shows:

a. Allow one to learn about themselves.
b. Are only one half hour long.
c. Foreshadowing!
d. Formulaic.
e. Forgivably predictable.
f. Are as tight as your lil ole' weewee trappers before you turned fourteen.
g. Bring the Max and David's employees together.