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You believe the weather man.
You throw an aluminum can in the trash and feel guilty.
You use the words 'sun breaks' and know what it means.
You know more than 10 words to describe a cup of coffee.
You complain about Californians as you sell your house to one for twice as much as you originally paid.
You never go camping without water-proof matches and ponchos.
You stand on a deserted street corner in the rain waiting for the light to change (if there even is a light).
You know more people who own boats than air conditioners.
You obey all traffic laws except keep right and left passing.
You only honk your horn if collision is imminent and never for anything else.
You consider swimming an indoor sport.
You consider something a "hill" (not a mountain) if it doesn't have snow on it or has not recently erupted, regardless of its altitude.
You can't tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, and Thai food.
In the winter, you go to work in the dark, come home in the dark, and only have an 8 hour day.
You've ever tasted Pace extra mild picante sauce.
You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a really nice restaurant.
You consider "etiquette" a foreign word.
You personally know someone from California.
You resent being called a weirdo.
You drool at the world's worst spaghetti sauce.
You find a wallet with $500 and give it back to the owner.
You used to live somewhere else but won't admit it publicly.
You know the difference between Chinook, Coho, and Sockeye salmon.
You've ever ordered a half caff/decaf, nonfat mocha grande with sugar-free cranberry whip (or you know what it is).
The bride & groom registered at REI.(sport supply store).
You are amazed at an accurate weather forecast.
If someone ran your car off the highway, you might drown.
You'd be miffed if the store was out of your favorite brand of water.
Every day is casual Friday.