diseased...

[fractal_reality]

I have a disease.

I must shop. It sounds silly, but its not. It physically pains me when I don't for too long.

So I do what any rational woman would in my circumstance.

I purposely try on ill-fitting items and stare at the sales girl with hatred in my eyes. Now I feel better.

Comments

Bleh

[anonymous]

Hehe... I'm almost feeling sorry for the poor sales girls you shop at... although if I found myself in such a situation with you, I'd most likely just be enthralled and beg to be allowed to stalk you.

Hope you're having fun. xx

The doctor is in....

[anonymous]

Ok....so tell me, what sort of feeling of satisfaction do you get from purchasing these material items? Are they substituting something in your life you are lacking? Come on now. Don't be shy. This is just between patient and doctor.

[deviant_red]

I too am diseased. I am perpetually poor. I must always be broke. So I do what any self resecting poor college student without a job would do: suck it up and eat lots of noodles.

[voltaireblue]

come. we'll shop...

[incorporealgirl]

I just bought these :D

I lalalalove them :)