The Out of Context thread!!!

[fractalghoul]

This thread is for posting movie quotes that, when taken out of context, sound incredibly wrong or dirty....First contribution:

"Now hurry up and blow this thing so we can go home!" --Han Solo

Comments

[felar]

Well... You aren't the first to think of that...

If you value your sanity...
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My contributation...

Peter: Grab your sticks.
Ray, Egon, Winston: HOLDING!
Peter: Heat 'um up!
Ray, Egon, Winston: SMOKIN'!
Peter: [Gozer growls] Make 'em hard!
Ray, Egon, Winston: READY!
Peter: Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!

[felar]

OH-OH-OH...

What about...

"Luke, at that speed will you able to pull out in time?"

Soooooo, Geeky...

[felar]

Last ones I promise... ;)

(((carpet - used as a euphemism)))

"Great kid, don't get cocky."

"They're not much bigger than two meters."

"Come here my little friend. Don't be afraid."

"Would someone get this walking carpet out of my way."

"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside."

"Get in there you big furry oauf, I don't care what you smell."

"Had a slight weapons malfunction, but everything's perfectly alright now."

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

[luxurias_slave]

does quoting evangelion re-death count? ;)

[luxurias_slave]

heh, I remembered one

Emperor: "Skywalker is here.."
Vader: "I know.. I have felt him, my master.."