If this is s'posed ta be a joke, I ain't laughin'. Ya just... up an' got married? Ya didn't even mention ya were seein' anyone 'til a couple weeks ago.
Why don't you just tell them you got the world's best blowjob and got tricked into marriage. It would almost sound better, you know.
Want two off your list? Technically Pleasance was my middle name. My birth name was Alice Pleasance Liddel. My mum and dad dropped the Liddel and went with Pleasance when we moved to the States to try and leave behind the publicity.
...I could edit to say that if you'd like. Because damn. DAMN. I think I even passed out. You're the best wife ever.
Oh really? I like Pleasance as your last name though. Hey, I have those name change papers. I figure if you're going to hyphenate, it's only far I do so too. Or I could just take yours. I really don't have any sentimental value to my name.
You're really going to change your name? See, this is why I adore you so much. Pleasance-Beachum? I would say Liddel but then I have to assure you there's nothing little about you, though your pinky toe is awfully tiny. Like miniscule. Damn evolution.
Also, my wedding band is currently gray green but I don't know what that means.
And my toes are adorable aren't they? Pleasance-Beachum is fine by me. Because heh you'll be APB. Seriously. That will never grow old. Here, I'm passing you the papers right now, wife of mine, because you are laying next to me, in nothing but a towel. Damn. Have I mentioned how hot you are?
Sign those, I filled them out already. I can have it processed Monday, and all the appropriate documentation will be re-sent to you.
Okay, first off: It's Gotham, so you need to go to the pizza place on 1st and Main, ask for the white dragon, and you can get any drug you want.
Secondly: Hey! I'll have you know we were both sober. She was definitely sober, seeing as she's not old enough to buy booze. Heh. Damn. BUT she's legal. So that's all that matters.
Just to the roof. The library girl was a different one.
FUCK NO and I think I almost passed out at that though. No kids. None. I'm not procreating anytime soon .. hell, in my case, it'd be like anti creating or something. I don't know.
Yup.
Yah. Which is why I'm not telling her. Though I guess I could've locked this and didn't so she probably knows, unless she's asleep because of happy sexy time she had this last week. I hope.
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Ya WHAT?!
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Isn't it cool, Sana? But don't worry, she can't make pancakes like you.. or at all. So there's always a place for you in my heart.
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If this is s'posed ta be a joke, I ain't laughin'. Ya just... up an' got married? Ya didn't even mention ya were seein' anyone 'til a couple weeks ago.
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And I don't know. It seemed like a good idea at the time, and since I don't regret anything, I figure I'm still doing good?
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I'm oddly happy about it.
I'm not sure why though.
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She's a film student in NY.
Pretty cool stuff.
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Want two off your list? Technically Pleasance was my middle name. My birth name was Alice Pleasance Liddel. My mum and dad dropped the Liddel and went with Pleasance when we moved to the States to try and leave behind the publicity.
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Oh really? I like Pleasance as your last name though. Hey, I have those name change papers. I figure if you're going to hyphenate, it's only far I do so too. Or I could just take yours. I really don't have any sentimental value to my name.
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You're really going to change your name? See, this is why I adore you so much. Pleasance-Beachum? I would say Liddel but then I have to assure you there's nothing little about you, though your pinky toe is awfully tiny. Like miniscule. Damn evolution.
Also, my wedding band is currently gray green but I don't know what that means.
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And my toes are adorable aren't they? Pleasance-Beachum is fine by me. Because heh you'll be APB. Seriously. That will never grow old. Here, I'm passing you the papers right now, wife of mine, because you are laying next to me, in nothing but a towel. Damn. Have I mentioned how hot you are?
Sign those, I filled them out already. I can have it processed Monday, and all the appropriate documentation will be re-sent to you.
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Will, where did you get GHB?
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Secondly: Hey! I'll have you know we were both sober. She was definitely sober, seeing as she's not old enough to buy booze. Heh. Damn. BUT she's legal. So that's all that matters.
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Is she pregnant?
Did you honestly marry her?
Do you realize Pepper is going to be completely impossible over all of this?
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FUCK NO and I think I almost passed out at that though. No kids. None. I'm not procreating anytime soon .. hell, in my case, it'd be like anti creating or something. I don't know.
Yup.
Yah. Which is why I'm not telling her. Though I guess I could've locked this and didn't so she probably knows, unless she's asleep because of happy sexy time she had this last week. I hope.
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Oh, and advice? Learn her middle name. Pronto.
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She just told me it! I guess her last name was her middle name but it's her last name...whatever. Anyways. I'm doing good, I think.
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Uh...good? Good. I would just take it...slow? I mean, like, don't start having kids and stuff until you're all stable.
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Yeah, no kids. None. Ew. That's just terrifying. How about you reproduce? You can have a model for your baby brooke line.
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